I’ll turn you into a NEWT!

So much in the news these days; so very, very much.

Newt (the American presidential candidate not the lizard referred to in Monty Python) is promising us we'll have a settlement or something like that on the moon by 2020. Really? Why? Is he trying to feed into some childhood dream of going into space? Folks, we need jobs, here, in America, right NOW. We need to MAKE THINGS again, we need to MANUFACTURE shit. We don't need to settle on the moon for any real or supposed reason. Truly we don't.

Let's focus on the current crop of out-of-work, lazy, self-entitled Americans before we start focusing on fucking up a whole other celestial body.

Really, just STOP IT!